Bought matching his-and-hers Pelotons. We broke up a week later.

My girlfriend and I were doing great. We were going to get fit together. I bought two Peloton bikes plus the all-access family membership. Total cost: $5,800. Six days later she told me she'd been thinking about this for a while and she wasn't happy. She moved out. I now have two Peloton bikes in a one-bedroom apartment and I hate cycling.